PAMOTW|1/10/17

It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means, it’s time for another PAMOTW! (Puns & Memes Of The Week)

Puns:

I tried to tell my science teacher a joke to boost my grade. He didn’t have a good reaction. | My friend used to be a banker, but he quit because he lost interest. | The news of a broom knocking a trash can over to save a cat’s life became pretty popular. It’s sweeping the nation.

Memes:

mk, bye~

PAMOTW|1/3/17

Welcome back to PAMOTW! Here goes… (that was so cringey UGHHHHH)

Puns:

I used to not know how to buckle a seat belt. Then it clicked. | I asked a lime for help but it told me to get Lemonaid. | My printer annoys me. All it does is play rock music and says it’s jamming.

Memes:

k see ya next time kiddos

Some of my favorites

“All Star” by Smashmouth but every word is someBODY

Cooking by The Book but each time they say “Cake” it gets bass boosted by 5 db

RickRoll’d but the vocals keep getting higher and the instruments keep getting lower

Bee Movie backwards without bees but every time they say “eeB” it speeds up

the bee movie trailer but every time they say bee it changes to the nutshack intro but every time they say nutshack it changes to we are number one but every time they say one it changes back to the bee movie trailer

Sensitive IRL |Stub

So I am a sensitive person and I have feelings and it hurts to hurt so you know what I’m gonna IRL rant yes this IS ย Friday post go away so like I will be mean to people on accident and feel guilty after but eh who cares jk I do cryinggggggggggggggggggggggg anyways so I’m here throwing shade and apologizing unless they are actual a**holes in which case they DESERVEย my shade but I do feel bad but if my close friends go too far I will break down crying and they ask me if I’m fine and I say I’m fine but I’m not really fine and they just wouldn’t understand (references ayyyyy) anyways so please be nice to me the smol bean Stub ILYSM bye โค

HER EYES ARE SO PRETTY ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”ย 

I TOTALLY headcannon elai with ย green hair and you cant convinse me otherwize ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คI totes think all this practese drawling mai muse (Elai-senpai โค) is paying off because ย so improving like alot

see ya later crocodile

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