It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means, it’s time for another PAMOTW! (Puns & Memes Of The Week)
Puns:
I tried to tell my science teacher a joke to boost my grade. He didn’t have a good reaction. | My friend used to be a banker, but he quit because he lost interest. | The news of a broom knocking a trash can over to save a cat’s life became pretty popular. It’s sweeping the nation.
Memes:
mk, bye~
Welcome back to PAMOTW! Here goes… (that was so cringey UGHHHHH)
Puns:
I used to not know how to buckle a seat belt. Then it clicked. | I asked a lime for help but it told me to get Lemonaid. | My printer annoys me. All it does is play rock music and says it’s jamming.
Memes:
k see ya next time kiddos
Enjoy all these wayfair photos (sunday = wayfair day) (jk just these 2)
say if u want more in the comments
bye ❤
So I am a sensitive person and I have feelings and it hurts to hurt so you know what I’m gonna IRL rant yes this IS Friday post go away so like I will be mean to people on accident and feel guilty after but eh who cares jk I do cryinggggggggggggggggggggggg anyways so I’m here throwing shade and apologizing unless they are actual a**holes in which case they DESERVE my shade but I do feel bad but if my close friends go too far I will break down crying and they ask me if I’m fine and I say I’m fine but I’m not really fine and they just wouldn’t understand (references ayyyyy) anyways so please be nice to me the smol bean Stub ILYSM bye ❤
Hey, it’s Stub! This is the first ever Puns & Memes Of The Week! (PAMOTW)
Puns:
What does a house wear? A Dress. | How do french play games? On the Wii Wii. | I am so angry right now. I was fired from my job at a calendar store when all I did was take a day off.
Memes:
Okay, that’s all for this week of PAMOTW!
Bye, Stub. ❤
On a beautiful day perfect for exercise, Stub and Asher can be found on their computer having deep conversations about life:
Asher: omg wayfair has its own show now
Stub: Wayfair,
You’ve got just what I need.
Anything for my home,
You’ve got it for me.
I’ve never seen collection quite like this,
Every color and style in my mind.
You’ve got everything on my list, and with 70% who knows what I’ll find!
fab music plays
WAYFAIR
YOU’VE GOT JUST WHAT I NEED
ANYTHING FOR MY HOME YOU’VE GOT IT FOR ME
WAYFAIR AND THE SHIPPING WAS FREE
NOW I HAVE THE HOME I WANT IT TO BE
Asher: The show is called ‘The Way Home’
And it shows Wayfair furniture in homes
Stub: I NEED TO SEE IT
Asher: It’s on the FYI network
sorry it’s on Lifetime, link to show (edit: it’s A+)
Wayfair, the perfect place to shop for holiday gifts. (not sponsored) props to Ady for the formatting couldn’t do it w/ out u bb
Merry Christmas and yes, this chat did happen.
It’s Friday, so that means it’s story time.
So at my school (like a lot of other schools) there’s the popular posse and one of those popular people happens to be this person named Emma. Now, Emma has done some pretty questionable things but I ain’t gonna judge because haters gonna hate and I’m not in that plate but still, I’m not exactly wanting a strong relationship (friend wise) with her. So in science Emma sits at a table with people who don’t like her which is funny because in her eyes anybody likes her, anyways she is so bored she goes down 3 flights of stairs and an elevator to get down to my level and talks to me and I talk about how great of a person I am (lol not really) and how for some reason she has a lot of similar interests to me like Netflix and YouTube and she’s just hypnotized by my way of walking (Steven Universe reference don’t like don’t read) and for some reason is impressed with me.
So now I’m questioning whether or not I AM secretly popular and this girl has ruined my life and how I’m such a mess and how AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS MY LIFE moment happening and then she casually asks “Where have you been all my life?”
Now I’m like woah you’ve gotten a little too far get the finger off the button, you and your nasty fingers, but I don’t want to be rude because I am a smol bean so I just say, “Tumblr” and now this girl laughing and laughing pretty hard might I add and now she talks to me like we’re BFFFFFL’s and my real BFFFFFL’s be looking at me weird and I’m a mess and that concludes today’s story.
Bye, Stub~
Welcome to my section of the blog!
Howdy! Welcome to the corner of ̶a̶n̶g̶s̶t̶ Stub! Here you’ll see collections of puns, tragic irl stories, advice on stuff, anything that made me laugh or random things sprinkled onto my cupcake of awkwardness. All jokes aside, enjoy my blog’s story and I hope you stick around. If you haven’t already checked out my friends (because I’m last in alphabetical order) check at the menus or here: Ady, Asher, and Elai.
My Update Schedule: (Besides This Post)
Tuesday: Puns & Memes Of The Week | Friday: Stories/Advice/IRL Stuff | Sunday: Whatever I Feel Like Posting That Day
Hope to see you soon! Steveben. ❤
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